It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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