I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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