batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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