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my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.

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(519): View more from Ontario

she's naming her girl london marie

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that kid will be born with a tramp stamp

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(520): View more from Arizona

i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

new low.... made out with someone while peeing

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(440): View more from Ohio

You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music

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(530): View more from California

He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away

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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"

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just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?

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Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.

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