YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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