I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
