So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Watching her eat just hurts me
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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