I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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