I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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