yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Its about making memories worth repressing
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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