You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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