dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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