I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I am one with the molecules
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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