I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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