think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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