what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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