i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Randomize
