shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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