I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Houston, we have a blender
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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