scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think I am morally bankrupt
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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