He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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