I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The ass gains better be worth it
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