just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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