I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I want her autograph on my taint
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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