Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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