she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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