Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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