ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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