Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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