she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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