My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i out mim tonsoeep
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