Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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