What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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