Those balls look pretty dangerous.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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