Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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