So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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