Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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