While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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