Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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