Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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