so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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