found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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