Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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