Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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