Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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