guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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