i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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