To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
