he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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