69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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