Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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