Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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