R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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