I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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