Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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