I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The air was thick with penises
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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