just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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